Some Wonderful Definitions

Fantastic meanings...

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor's degree
and a woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees in the end

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity
some married men
ever get to open
their mouths

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give
to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person who,
while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,
says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence afterward

DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills with pills and
Later with his bills.

Introducti​on of Toilet in Indian Railway! Please ignore grammatica​l mistakes of Akhilbabu !

Sri Akhil Chandra Sen was on a journey from his home town once in 1908. Just prior to leaving his home, his wife had lovingly cut a jack fruit and had separated the fruit from the resin and placed them on a banana leaf.



They were inviting alright. Akhil Babu, ate one fruit after the other,



Suddenly he felt a rumble in his stomach. He felt that his tummy was bloated, all because of the gas generated by the undigested jackfruit. He was feeling uncomfortable and desperately wanted to relieve himself. But what to do? There were no toilets in the wretched compartment and he had to hold himself till the next station. In a short while the train screeched to a halt, at Ahmedpur Station. Akhil Babu, rushed to the toilet at the Railway station and was relieving himself, when the guard blew the whistle for the train to leave the station.



Akhil Chandra Sen wrote a letter to the Divisional Officer, Sahibganj Divisional Railway Office, immediately on his return to home.





"I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station.



This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honor to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers."



Even today, this letter is considered historic. Any guess as to why this letter is historic? Because, this gem of a letter led to the introduction of toilets in all the compartments of the Indian Railways. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi.

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted
for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

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Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The
boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult
question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now
tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's
the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!"
He was selected for IIM!

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Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the
master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally
requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with
source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the
following answer and topped the exam!

* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page...): This is
courage